Broadway Presents: Cur-Tailed, The Musical!
April 1, 2021
Even though we can all agree that a muscial based on the life of Christy would be epic...this is just an April Fools prank from the twisted minds of Patty and Ann. Hope you enjoyed it!
The passion! The danger! The amazing life of Christy Hauptman! "At last, I can tell my whole story," says Ms. Hauptman. "I can't wait to
share with my fans everywhere about how I've been so mistreated!"
Set to ear-worming tunes that will haunt you for the rest of your days! As a bonus, there are even some of her original recipes set to music
that will have you dancing around your kitchen to create homemade everything - choreography included! "Don't Use Grocery Store Pasta" is
sure to be a Top 40 Hit!
A sequel to Flea Bitten, the 2020 runaway best selling novel, Cur-Tailed The Musical continues the fascinating saga of Christy's exciting life, including updates in her
lawsuit against the creators of the cruel Facebook memes "Don't be a Christy." In addition to edge-of-your-seat-suspense, the musical will also share important household
hints, such as the removal of blue dye from one's skin without drying it out. "Moisturize, Moisturize, Moisturize" is a catchy ditty that's sure to lift your spirits!
To the great joy of audiences everywhere, Cur-Tailed, The Musical will debut in New York and travel around the world. Offers for a series from
HBO, Netflix and Amazon are expected!
Wild Sign on the Best Seller Lists!
USA Best Seller and NYT Best Seller
March 29, 2021
Wheeeee! Wild Sign is #2 on the USA Today Best Seller List! Hooray!!! Thank you, amazing fans of Patricia Briggs - we love you guys!
USA Today Best Seller List
Update: I just learned that Wild Sign is also #2 on the New York Times print & ebook combined Best Seller List, and #9 on the NYT print list!
Thank you to everyone who bought a copy to support Patty, Anna, and Charles!
--Ann the trusty assistant
Getting a Signed Copy
Seeing Patty on Zoom
February 19, 2021
Patty won't be travelling for book signings in 2021 due to Covid restrictions but she is booked for two Zoom virtual Q&A. Go have a look at Patty's 2021 Appearances Page, both events offer signed copies of Wild Sign but you'll need to contact them for more details.
How can you get a book signed? There are several different options open for you.
For books you already own (earlier books in the series other than a new release or other series) or new releases that you've pre-ordered that don't have the author signing option this would be the best option. You can mail your book/books directly to Patty and she'll sign them for you. How does that work? You mail it to Ann, Patty's assistant here:
P.O. Box 5394
Benton City, WA 99320
What you'll need to include when you mail your book. Be sure to remember to send it with a prepaid envelope so you can get your book back. For personalization this is Ann's email: email@example.com Drop her a line and let her know what you'd like for Patty to write in your book. Do you want a coyote drawing? Do you want Patty to say you're her biggest fan? Let Ann know and she'll pass it along. Or tuck a note in your book when you mail it with what you want Patty to write in it.
The Signed Page is for readers who haven't purchased their new release of Wild Sign yet. Head over to their website here. There you'll be able to purchase the book there and say how you'd like to have Patty personalize it for you.
Adventures Underground is also for readers who haven't purchased their new release yet. Head over to their website order guide here. This is a bookstore local to Patty and they also have books other than new releases that you can purchase. Patty will go in masked up and social distanced to sign the books there at a time not open to the public. There's also the option to have your book personalized so be sure to add what you want it to say when you order it.
Alpha&Omega #5: Wild Sign
Released March 16, 2021
Charles and Anna